Social Media User Narrates How He Fake Travelling To Discharge A Lady.

How to get rid of some ladies is tough task after you are done with her but here is a trick shared by one expert

Have you got stuck with a lady who you can’t sack? It a short story. Read and enjoy but more importantly, learn your lessons.

” I and one twitter friend[ female ] have been chatting each other for a while. He got down into the DMs. She stays in Abuja, so l teasingly ask her to come and visit me.

I didn’t really expect her to agree so it was a pleasant surprise. I finishes work early that day and went home to prepare food, clean so as to look tidy for my August visitor.

She promised to be around by evening time, so by 3 o’clock, l was set because; early bird, early worms, early satisfaction.

She came as promised. By Saturday morning l was tired with her and wanted her to go. But since the weekend is not yet over, l had to enjoy the boredom with her till the next morning.

By Sunday morning when l thought she will be packing up to leave, she was busy watching a series on netflix. I didn’t want to give her the impression that l want her to leave so l couldn’t ask her when she is leaving. Maybe she will leave the next morning.

Monday morning, as l got prepared to go work, she was fast asleep, so l told her where to drop the keys when she is leaving. I got back from work and she has prepared dinner.

I ate dinner like a married man and went outside to check if she has washed her clothes, of course she did. And her underwears were boldly renting space in my bathroom.

Maybe she will tomorrow when the clothes are dried. I came back that evening and she has washed my clothes too. I couldn’t express my tiredness. She was the nicest person I’ve ever met.

Thursday morning, she was telling me things to buy for her when am coming back from work. On my way off, l parked and and tried woke up if am sleeping. ” Did l got married unknowingly?” Anyways, l bought the things she asked for.

So l called a friend who told me what to do; so when l got home that evening, i informed her that my company wants to send me on a trip for a week. So that night, she miraculously packed her things

By 6 am we were up with our packed luggages, she insisted on escorting me to the bus stop. So we took uber together to the bus stop, as if that is not enough, she insisted on waiting for our bus to go before she leaves. So l paid the fare which am paying for nothing because I’m not going anywhere.

Midway through the journey l stopped the bus and alighted but the driver refused to refund me. After all l have achieved my dream.

So the next you got stuck with a lady , just fake a travel.

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Source: yabaleftonline